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A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a
robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the
bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The
scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The
robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says,
"Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever
you say!". The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the
bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a blowjob!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender
starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun.
The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to
the crook and yells "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk
robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the
bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The
scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The
robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says,
"Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever
you say!". The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the
bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a blowjob!".
"Anything!", cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!". The bartender
starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun.
The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to
the crook and yells "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk
in!".
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